>> A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
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>> He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
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>> She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
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>> 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
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>> 'We use it for sex.'
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>> The researcher was a little taken back.
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>> 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
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>> But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
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>> I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
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>> The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...
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>> My husband and I put it on the door knob so it gets slippery and the kids can't open the door!'
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>> He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
>>
>> She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
>>
>> 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
>>
>> 'We use it for sex.'
>>
>> The researcher was a little taken back.
>>
>> 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
>>
>> But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
>>
>> I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
>>
>> The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...
>>
>> My husband and I put it on the door knob so it gets slippery and the kids can't open the door!'
