True story. In my 30's I bartended at a place frequented by older storytelling folks. One dapper gentleman, Mr. Pat told me this referring to his man part. He said: "You know when I was in my 20's, I would try to bend it with both hands and it wouldn't budge. In my 40's it barely curved. I could curve it to the letter C in my 60's. And now that I'm in my 80's , I can bend it into a U. After a little pause I said " Mr. Pat? What's your point?" He said straight faced "Well just HOW MUCH STRONGER DO YA THINK I'M GONNA GET?"
