The Reporter....

[bwcbob]

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on
his first assignment one day.

He submitted the following report to his editor.

"Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today.

She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her

breasts."

The Editor scolded the new reporter, saying. "This is a

family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here.

Now go back and write something more appropriate!"

The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed

the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a

one-car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital

with lacerations on her ( o )( o ) "

 

[12icer]

Oh BBOB and a perfect set too,,, Thanks for the bright spot of the day bro. I don't know why we can't give you a thanks or rep points every day, you deserve them.

 

[bwcbob]

Thanks ! The comments keep me going, thanks again.

 

[crazed 9.6]

 

[4me2c]

@ bob... A picture, even at the end of a sentence, is still Worth a Thousand Words...! Thanks for Helping US Laff thru the Day...!