The plight of the Right Whale

crazed 9.6

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Seems that the Right Whale has asked to be cancelled from all recorded history. Yes, it's true.
There have been extraordinary leaps in the abilities of biologists with in the understanding of Whale communications.
And it seems that the 'Right Whale' has been pissed a very long time.
To understand this we must go back to when and why the Right Whale got it's name.
It was at the height of humans killing Whales.
The Right Whale was abundant (in the Pacific Ocean especially) and one of the unique things about this Whale is that it ALWAYS floated after being killed, so hence the dead carcass was easier to deal with for the 'Whalers'.
That was why it was called the Right Whale. Because it was the right one to kill :eek:

So anyway, the Whales found out about all this 'cancel culture' thing and want the Right Whale to never be known as the 'Right' whale again.
 
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I do not understand what could have gave it away :eek:
The story was sound !

BTW , the Blue whale 'sounds' and/but I don't think the 'wrong' whale does.

Two wrongs do not make a sound !!!
 
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