A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people
show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead
gorgeous brunette with a great body in her twenties. The
circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or
you're history.
"Here's your equipment… a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try
out first?" The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first." She walks
past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's
cage. The lion gets all heated up, starts to snarl and pant and begins
to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws
open her coat, revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body. The
lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several
minutes, the lays down and rests his head at her feet. The circus
owner's jaw is on the floor!!
He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my
life!" Then he turns to the old golfer and asks "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies....
"Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."
show up. One is an old golfer in his seventies, the other a drop-dead
gorgeous brunette with a great body in her twenties. The
circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or
you're history.
"Here's your equipment… a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try
out first?" The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first." She walks
past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's
cage. The lion gets all heated up, starts to snarl and pant and begins
to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws
open her coat, revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body. The
lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several
minutes, the lays down and rests his head at her feet. The circus
owner's jaw is on the floor!!
He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my
life!" Then he turns to the old golfer and asks "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies....
"Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."
