Teacher: "Willie, can you define ignorance?"
Willie: "It's when you don't know something and somebody finds out."
What roof covers the most noisy tenant? The roof of the mouth.
There are two reasons why some people don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any mind, and the other is they haven't any business.
Many refuse to believe in Santa Clause but are convinced they
can beat Wall Street.
Mother: "Jimmy, how come there were two pieces of cake on the
shelf this morning and now there is only one?"
Jimmy: "I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see
the other piece."
Willie: "It's when you don't know something and somebody finds out."
What roof covers the most noisy tenant? The roof of the mouth.
There are two reasons why some people don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any mind, and the other is they haven't any business.
Many refuse to believe in Santa Clause but are convinced they
can beat Wall Street.
Mother: "Jimmy, how come there were two pieces of cake on the
shelf this morning and now there is only one?"
Jimmy: "I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see
the other piece."