The Jewish cab driver........

[Farmer1]

[FONT=&quot]A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into
a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
to start the cab.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong
with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
woman before?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you
tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
you're not staring at my boobs or a$$, sweetie, what
are you doing then?"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
de money to pay for dis ride?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Now, that's a JEWISH REAL Businessman![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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