Short, Sweet, And To The Point

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HD stands for Harley Davidson
Nov 23, 2014
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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks, “May I buy you a cocktail?”

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."