Outdoorsy Man

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[FONT=&quot] Outdoorsy Man ​[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]During his physical, the doctor asked the patient[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]about his daily activity level.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

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[FONT=&quot]​[/FONT][FONT=&quot] H[/FONT][FONT=&quot]​[/FONT][FONT=&quot]e described a typical day this way:[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]marched up and down several rocky hills,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]stood in a patch of poison ivy,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]crawled out of quicksand[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]and took four leaks behind big trees.”[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]Inspired by the story, the doctor said,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]”NAH,”[/FONT][FONT=&quot] he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer.” [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]​