Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbour's house.
She was a blonde, and for some reason, she was mad at the world.
She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!"
She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways."
For some reason, I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.
I asked, "Are you really trying to hang yourself?"
"Yeah, so what?"
"Well, usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their necks."
"Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe."
She was a blonde, and for some reason, she was mad at the world.
She had locked herself in the bathroom and was threatening suicide. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!"
She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways."
For some reason, I actually believed her and pushed through the door, and saw she had a rope tied to around her ankles.
I asked, "Are you really trying to hang yourself?"
"Yeah, so what?"
"Well, usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their necks."
"Yeah, well, I tried that, but then I couldn't breathe."
