Oh Boy ......
There are two American explorers and a Mexican explorer exploring together in Africa when they stumble upon a long-lost tribe.
The chief of the tribe says to the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they will be killed.
Fortunately, the Chief tells them that they are allowed to choose their own fruit to be shoved up them.
The two Americans sensibly pick small berries and the Chief duly shoves them up their butts.
To the Chief's surprise they both burst out laughing and so he cuts their heads off.
When the two Americans get to heaven, God asks them why on earth they laughed.
The Americans reply, "Just as he shoved the fruit up our butts we heard the Mexican pick a watermelon."
There are two American explorers and a Mexican explorer exploring together in Africa when they stumble upon a long-lost tribe.
The chief of the tribe says to the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they will be killed.
Fortunately, the Chief tells them that they are allowed to choose their own fruit to be shoved up them.
The two Americans sensibly pick small berries and the Chief duly shoves them up their butts.
To the Chief's surprise they both burst out laughing and so he cuts their heads off.
When the two Americans get to heaven, God asks them why on earth they laughed.
The Americans reply, "Just as he shoved the fruit up our butts we heard the Mexican pick a watermelon."
