One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket
and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter.
He asks the pharmacists,
“Could you taste this for me, please”.
Being a senior citizen, the pharmacists went along,
taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid,
puts it in his mouth swills the liquid around
and with a grimacing look spits it out in a cup.
“Now does that taste sweet to you.”
says the old man?
The pharmacists said to the old man.
“Hell no!”
“Oh that's a relief”, says the old man,
“The doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for sugar”.
and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter.
He asks the pharmacists,
“Could you taste this for me, please”.
Being a senior citizen, the pharmacists went along,
taking the spoon with a tiny dab of the liquid,
puts it in his mouth swills the liquid around
and with a grimacing look spits it out in a cup.
“Now does that taste sweet to you.”
says the old man?
The pharmacists said to the old man.
“Hell no!”
“Oh that's a relief”, says the old man,
“The doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for sugar”.