| [FONT="]A Jewish daughter says to her mother,[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT] [FONT="]"I'm divorcing Nathan. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT] [FONT="] [/FONT] [FONT="]Her mother says .....[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT] [FONT="]"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman ! You live in an 8 bedroom mansion ! You drive a $250,000 Ferrari ! You get $2,000 a week allowance ! You take 6 vacations a year and You want to throw all that away Over 45 cents ?"[/FONT][FONT="][/FONT] [FONT="] [/FONT] [FONT="]NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER ![/FONT][FONT="][/FONT] |