Happy Monday and 420 for those that enjoy the medicinal rewards of cannabis sativa (with prescription of course) 
Here are a few jokes to commemorate this day:
Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because pot holder was taken
Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed? A: Niether did I.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say? A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane
Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana
Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A: Wave.
Q: How do you know your a pothead? A: You studied five days for a urine test? Q:
What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Q: What do you do if you see a space man while getting high? A: Park in it dude
Q. How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A. I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
Here are a few jokes to commemorate this day:
Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because pot holder was taken
Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed? A: Niether did I.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say? A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane
Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana
Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? A: Wave.
Q: How do you know your a pothead? A: You studied five days for a urine test? Q:
What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Q: What do you do if you see a space man while getting high? A: Park in it dude
Q. How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A. I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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