Cab Driver

4wheelin

4wheelin

HD stands for Harley Davidson
Nov 23, 2014
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#1
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.



The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.



He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"



The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink; dat vould not be proper."



The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"



He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell...... M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"
 
#5
here's another :


Taxi Driver Scared Out of His Mind – Joke of the Day

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again.

You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”
 
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