BEING A FARMER IS TOUGH!
- A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
- He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
- She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
- He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
- Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
- The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
- Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
- He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
- She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
- Drying his eyes he replied,