A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck Only a sheep and a sheepdog
were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Kathleen Wynne
That evening, the man brought Wynne to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze
- perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Wynne
and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Wynne batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for
him.
He said, ’Take the dog for a walk.'
were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted
island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely
man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man
took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but
there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Kathleen Wynne
That evening, the man brought Wynne to the evening beach ritual. It was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze
- perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Wynne
and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Wynne batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for
him.
He said, ’Take the dog for a walk.'
