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  1. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for BuzzTV X5 Special Edition 12/07/22 - duhhud / xayoz

    Hint My wife was 11 when she got this present I was 14 when i received this present
  2. Farmer1

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom

    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom, making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me, a faithful wife and mother of your children! I am leaving you. I want a divorce!" The...
  3. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for BuzzTV X5 Special Edition 12/07/22 - duhhud / xayoz

    This is the kind of answers I'm looking for, most of the answers are generalized like a car. A Chev Malibu would more of a answer I would be looking for . If it was a cigar Just cigar would not work, cuban cigar would work. Sorry not a cigar.
  4. Farmer1

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the...
  5. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for BuzzTV X5 Special Edition 12/07/22 - duhhud / xayoz

    We have had a white Christmas every year of my life
  6. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for BuzzTV X5 Special Edition 12/07/22 - duhhud / xayoz

    Thanks to NBS, the Buzz Team and crazes we are able to have another raffle. We will be giving away a BuzzTV X5 Special Edition to the lucky winner. The raffle is is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess for my wife and 1 guess for myself every 12 hr label them 1 and 2 The...
  7. Farmer1

    An old man goes to a restaurant

    An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually...
  8. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Great News

    I should be posting the raffle later today or tomorrow.
  9. Farmer1

    An old retired engineer John

    An old retired engineer John was celebrating 75 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor...
  10. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Great News

    We will be able to have a Raffle thanks to NBS and the Buzz Team The prize will be a BuzzTV X5
  11. Farmer1

    Well My Daddy

    Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. ...The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he...
  12. Farmer1

    Rocket Starlink internet

    things work different when you are in the sticks and want decent internet. In most cases I have to pay to have my internet installed. I have paid up to 500.00 just for insulation plus equipment. When not in a urban centre and you want decent service you pay the piper or go with out.
  13. Farmer1

    Off to the showers

    Father Johnny and father Jack are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father Johnny says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back...
  14. Farmer1

    Rocket Starlink internet

    US dollars, setup is easy. mount the unit string the cable and plug it in, It locates the satellite and locks on.
  15. Farmer1

    Rocket Starlink internet

    Mine is high because I'm out in the sticks
  16. Farmer1

    The Lady Golfer

    A group of men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. From then on their games weren't the same without him. A new woman joined their Club. She overheard the three blokes talking about the situation. She said, "You know, I used to play on my...
  17. Farmer1

    Rocket Starlink internet

    the only other decent provider was 130.00 for 10 Mbps max. any other providers is was lucky to get 2Mbps.
  18. Farmer1

    Rocket Starlink internet

    Cost it $140.00 a month and $800.00 one time hardware costs Rarely is it below 130Mbps average 150Mbps +
  19. Farmer1

    Rocket Starlink internet

    I'M in Canada and have had great luck with Star Link. Defiantly the fastest provider in rural SK and less down time then any other provider I have ever used here.