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  1. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO BuzzTV U5 Raffle 12/07/2023

    Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team for there generous donation. We will be raffling a BuzzTV U5 The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive a BuzzTV U5 I have decided to go with a song (please do not post videos) I need the song, the...
  2. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Buzz U5 Christmas raffle coming soon

    Thanks to NBS and the Buzz Team we will be having a raffle foe a BuzzTV U5
  3. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO BuzzTV X5 Raffle 09/10/2023

    Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team for there generous donation. We will be raffling a BuzzTV X5 The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive a BuzzTV I just bought a new toy for one of my hobbies. New to me anyway. What I need is Make...
  4. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO BuzzTV X5 raffle coming soon

    Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team for there generous donation. We are able to start a raffle fir A X5 BuzzTV soon. The winner of the raffles info will only be sent to Buzz after Sept 30. The X5 will be sent out after that.
  5. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for Buzztv Classic 08/06/23 - duhhud pays it forward to acidjesus

    We will be having a raffle for a BuzzTV Classic I would like to thank NBS and the Buzz Team for the donation. The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive a BuzzTV Classic Lets go with a recreational destination What I need is the name and...
  6. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Buzz TV Classic Raffle comming soon

    Thanks to NBS and the Buzz team we will be having a Aug Raffle coming soon!
  7. Farmer1

    Stock boy

    A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any pineapples? " The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of pineapples, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning" The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the...
  8. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for Buzztv X5 07/13/2023 - Keyboard

    We will be having a raffle for a BuzzTV X5 I would like to thank NBS and the Buzz Team for the donation. The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive a BuzzTV X5 I thought it would be nice to see places people have been or things they...
  9. Farmer1

    Government job

    A guy goes to the Government to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee. "Okay, have you ever been in the military?" “Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5...
  10. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO New Raffle

    Thanks to NBS and the buzz team we are able to have another raffle. The raffle will be for a buzztv X5. I will post the raffle in a couple days.
  11. Farmer1

    'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

    > >  >> >> >> I recently went to see my doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age - I am past Seventy Five. >> >> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?' >> >> She asked, 'Do you...
  12. Farmer1

    Common sense...........

    Common sense........... A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an...
  13. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO Raffle for BuzzTV Classic 03/18/2023 - pizzadish

    We will be having a raffle for a BuzzTV Classic I would like to thank NBS and the Buzz Team for the donation. The raffle is open to all members and staff Rules are simple 1 guess 12 hr The winner will receive theBuzzTV Classic From you I need the song ,original artist and year recorded...
  14. Farmer1

    VOD / INFO A raffle coming soon

    Thanks to NBS add the buzz team we will be able to have another raffle. The raffle will be for a BuzzTV Classic. once Crazed receives the box I will post the raffle.
  15. Farmer1

    Boyfrirnd 5.0 to Husband 1.0

    The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year...
  16. Farmer1

    I got cut off by a taxi driver last week

    I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he...
  17. Farmer1

    Nair hair remover

    My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from...
  18. Farmer1

    a young gunslinger

    "An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. He looked at the woman and laughed, "Hey old...
  19. Farmer1

    I was a very happy man

    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was...
  20. Farmer1

    Bad Weather

    Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that...